Tom Cruise, John Travolta and fellow celebrity Scientologists eagerly await the silent arrival of "Katie's Baby," as the demon spirit of Scientology founder L.Ron Hubbard looks on. According to Hubbard, (1911-1986), "Maintaining silence in the presence of birth saves the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguards the home to which they will go." According to us, L.Ron's dead, Katie. Do all the screaming you want.

Answering to allegations that Harriet Miers bears a striking resemblence to, and is in fact, none other than Amy Sedaris' Strangers With Candy character, Jerri Blank, Harriet quippily responded,"I was a boozer, a user and a loser but now I'm White House council and a supreme court nominee, biatches!"

In order to prove once and for all that they are, without a doubt, the most bitchen' human beings on earth, Angelina and Brad cleaned an entire orphanage out of children and even got a raincheck for more when they got a fresh shipment in!